Do you?

Do you slyly look when you pass a mirror
Or do you stop and stare

Does it matter who’s next to you
When you plop down on a chair

Do you bite your toenails incessantly
Or do you chew your fingers to the bone

Does it matter what your feet smell like
Or do you spray them with cologne

Do you sing aloud in the shower
Or do you silently pray

Does it matter how much you eat
At an all paid buffet?