Its my Birthday and I'll cry if I want to...

My birthday is coming up

And as always I go through what we call PBS

Pre-Birthday Syndrome

Thats when I need to be reminded that I'm not old, I'm not wrinkly, I'm not fat (well I can't say that anymore)...well you get the picture

So I basically am a little attention defecit right now...

Leave me comments with your idea for the ideal birthday gift for me - it'll make me chuckle - hopfully...

PSST - How many of you know / remember when my birthday is?